Friday, September 14, 2007

Mommy Boobs and All....

Paisley woke up at 4 am this morning. A definite first in THIS household. She laid in bed with me for an hour, but we never were able to go back to sleep. It started my day off kinda bad, but I had hopes of it not getting any worse- hey, like they say " It can only go up from here"
So, would you think my day could get any worse?? It did. I was running errands when all of a sudden, my car would not start. Just plain ol' NOT STARTING. I had no roadside assistance (I just found out) and I am not on Tommy's AAA (yet. Ask me again tomorrow, and I'll have a different answer for you!). SO- I was shit outta luck. I called a tow truck driver, and had to pay 66$ to get me 4 miles. Honestly, I would rather have pushed it. Paisley was screaming and crying b/c she was really only working on a 1 hour nap I let her take this morning. Once I got to Nissan, I had to (excuse my french) Dick around with the "Loaner" guy who was going to give me a loaner car for the time my car was in the shop. I had to put P's car-seat BACK in the loaner car- and it was NOT working. MY boobs fell outta my shirt. **mental picture** and well- I flashed 90% of the Mossy Nissan Techs. I am sure my car will be done by the end of the day JUST because they saw some nice Mommy Boobs.

OK- I am off to go "cook" my daughter some of that magic glowing Fluorescent Orange Cheese, they call Macaroni and Cheese, b/c I have no energy to cook anything else. Maybe now it is most appropriate to say Hasta Pasta.... if you can even call it "Pasta"

6 comments:

Sarah D said...

Definately can't top that one today!

Ghia said...

I walked into my room yesterday and Joseph was trying on my bra. He said, "mom, can I have one of these?" And I said, "No Joseph. That is for girls." And he said, "What is it for?" And I said, "It's to hold my boobs in." And he said, "oh. okay."

liz said...

wow kalyn, that SUCKS about the car, even though you already told me...and i think the boob flash is kind of like carly with the cookies and america's next top model, you know where i'm like the only one who doesn't think it's funny. but they probably popped out because your shirt is too big now that you've lost weight. =)

ghia - that is priceless.

Maria said...

If only my mommy boobs would still get me somewhere! Not such a pretty picture anymore. My car would be done quickly just so that they'd be sure I'd put them away
;-)

kalyn said...

My car will not be done till this week. Need I say more?

brooke2916 said...

OMG! Logan likes to make me flash guys all the time lately: he's been grabbing my shirt around the neckline and pulling those puppies out! So embarrasing!

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